Boring Cats

Cats are so boring that will not waste a single second putting pictures of them up.  We've hired detective PJ Pajamas above to protect our site from any nerdy cats who think they can just waltz in here.   If you are a cat and you're reading this message why don't you just go fly a kite and get off of our website!  I'm sure you have a really busy schedule ahead of you like sleeping and hiding and meowing about how you wish you didn't have to go to the bathroom inside the house like a loser.